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i am not fat. i am just pregnant...
I don't know if it is with Ben or Jerry's though...

i do have this shirt.
*snarf*

Yo Momma is so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squzzed a booger out of George Washington’s nose

waiting for you to come into my life super hamburger man


*licks your cheesy bun goodness.*

so this one was totally said to me at work.
made me LOL and i keep saying it...

I am so fat, when I broke my leg gravy came out.

its funny cuz I hate gravy.

Your so fat you jump in the air and get stuck

i love this thread

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

lolz thanks i kinda liked it too!

your so fat u has moar chinz then chinese phone boooooooook!

burn!

you are so fat when you went swimming in the ocean Spain claimed you as a New World

Ya moms so fat her belly button has an echo.

You’re so fat that when you jumped up in the air, you got stuck!

*i have no vertical jump*